Keo's Box

Hoooooooooooooooly balls, I remembered my password.

And I cleaned up today. It looks pretty in here.

So here I am, sitting alone in my dorm room. Again. Bored. Actually, it's not so bad, because I have sunflower seeds, a computer, and a TV. I could totally be watching porn right now, and you, the silly internet reader(s) would never know.

I've wanted to get my hands on Lucky Star for a while, just to watch it and see what all the hype was/is(/forever shall be) about. Also, what the dick is with all of this Naruto hentai running around? Someone flooded a shitton of it on a forum I frequent, it's annoying and shittily drawn anyway. Any 13 year old anime-loving girl would love it, I'm sure, but come on...

Ooh, <sarcasm> OMG OMG OMG NEW TWILIGHT MOVIE OMG OMG OMG!!!!!111 </sarcasm>. Seriously, I asked the guy at the Burger King drivethrough for a fucking cup without that faggot vampire Edward on it. Dracula? Real vampire. Blade? Real BADASS vampire. Lestat? AWESOME BADASS VAMPIRE. Edward? A sparkly mosquito. Get the fuck out, seriously. They're not meant to "love" and have a "relationship" like that. I watched five minutes of the movie and proceeded immediately to stick my head in a vat of boiling tar. There's still some stuck in my hair.

Also, never touch me. A UPS driver who was adamant that his truck was not five feet on the sidewalk scraped up my shoulder while I was walking home from lunch. He grabbed me and started yelling in my face that I shouldn't be in the middle of the street. They're going to put him away for assault, and a DUI at least when they release him from the hospital. Why am I not in a jail cell right now? There were witnesses all over (ooh college campus hehehe) who saw him drive up there and grab me, and then laughed as a 5'10" engineering student who sits on their ass all day beat him half to his death. (This guy was huge too, about a foot taller than me and built like he was made to move fucking shipping containers with one hand.)

Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'm going to sit on Secondlife and suck up the remainder of my 1GB limit, or walk down to the lounge. Not sure which, yet.

Oh, also, lol (it says duuuuuuudes... at the bottom.):